Originally Published with The Minaret (Fall 2015)
The dark red wine sloshes from side to side in his glass as he swivels away from the amp he just hooked up and toward the audience. The skinny, 60-something man runs his hand through his dark but graying hair, leans down into the mic and fills the room with his dulcet voice. “Welcome to open mic night at Cafe Hey.”
That’s Zane Britt and it’s only his second time hosting the Thursday night open mic at Cafe Hey, but he’s been performing and hosting in other places for the last 42 years.
Cafe Hey is something special though, according to Britt. “It’s the most attentive audience I have ever heard.” Cafe Hey’s open mic has been Creative Loafing’s Best Open Mic in Tampa Bay for the past four years.
Britt straightens out his “Who’s your farmer?” t-shirt and sets out the sign-up sheet just before the 7-ish start time. Each performer gets about six minutes, though that’s pretty flexible. Open mic nights are not for people who need to stick to a strict schedule. There’s a lot of “let me just finish this” and “let’s do one more.”
Performers make their way up to the alcove that serves as a makeshift stage to put their names on the list. The amp and microphone catty-corner the performers between the windows and the ever-changing size of the audience. You could walk straight back from the door to the register and purchase a kale salad or a vegan sandwich from the young woman with dreads, but most people will hold off until the five-minute intermission.
Britt takes back the sign-up sheet and shakes up the order. Comedian John Jacobs is one of the first to make his way behind the microphone. An audience member might recognize Jacobs from the MTV show Are You the One? but he’s also a 2012 UTampa alumus. He’s been doing stand-up since his senior year of high school in D.C. and he’s clearly comfortable on stage because he interacts with the audience like a good friend.
Jacobs raises the microphone and begins a natural but fast-paced comedy routine with a mix of new and old jokes. Every few jokes Jacobs slid out his “set list” of jokes from his pocket, glanced down at it in his left hand and then delivered another blunt punchline. Once he heard that UTampa students were present, he detoured off-script for a minute to say how he feels about campus now. “I walk past that pool and think, nobody’s learning here. It’s like a daycare run by Gatsby,” Jacobs laughs.
Jacobs’ no amateur in comedy. He has the whole café rumbling with laughter after only a few jokes. He performs at Cafe Hey nearly every week, but will do other area open mic nights too, for practice. “On weekends I’ll do bigger shows. I travel. I play colleges all over the country, which is awesome,” Jacobs said. “I even went to LA for six months just to check out the scene, but I didn’t really like it so I came back.” He’s also performed in Texas, Iowa, Missouri, New York.
Performer after performer takes the mic. There’s a mix of high school students, young preppy-looking adult males and older graying men.
While the night is heavy on comedy, a few musical performers take to the microphone as well. One of those is the 28-year-old Robert Casciotta, who didn’t know for sure what he would perform until he plugged in his dark blue, electric acoustic guitar and brought the bright green pick down on the strings.
The USF graduate went with some covers including Of Monsters and Men’s “Little Talks” and Pharrell’s “Happy,” playing with his eyes sealed shut and swaying back and forth on his heels as he strums. The flip of his dark hair bounces independently to the beat.
“I used them [open mic nights] as a catalyst to help myself get up in front of people and play,” Casciotta. “I have anxiety and it really helps with the anxiety. I can just get up there and do my thing and really not care.” Now, Casciotta just does open mic nights for himself. He likes when people enjoy his performances, but he’s not interested in fame. It’s just a good way to spend his Thursday nights.
As the light drifting through the flier-filled windows dwindles, the few lights in Cafe Hey and the occasional headlights of passing cars glint off the artwork that is both hung and drawn on their walls. The final performers tell their jokes and sing both covers and original music. Some of the same people will be back next week and some new people will show. “That’s the wonderful thing about Cafe Hey,” Britt told the audience, “You never know who is going to walk through that door.”
